Gigolo vs Virgin

Wahahaha...Now that I have your attention...No, I am not going to go into a lengthy discussion between the differences of a gigolo and a virgin (though I am sure many of you will know what their MAIN difference is =p)

Instead, what I wanna talk about are the 2 movies that are currently screening across Singapore, "Deuce Bigalow, European Gigolo" and "The 40 year-old virgin".

Dude, when did the leaning tower appear in the movie???

URGH! With that haircut, it's no wonder he is still a virgin!

Now...as we ALL know, Singapore is a boring place at night, especially if one's preference does not include getting pissed drunk and/or shaking your booty along with hundreds of hot sweaty bodies while clubbing and/or pubbing. So on a friday night or over the weekends, how do you entertain youself when all the shops have closed for the day? Watch midnight movie lor!

It has been a long time since I've last been to a movie. In fact, the last show I caught with my guy was "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" and that was well over 2 months ago! However, I must have been bitten by a movie bug recently cos I ended up dragging my guy to the movies for 2 consecutive Saturdays (Actually the 2nd movie was supposed to be on a Friday but we didn't managed to get any tickets, even for the midnight show so *shrugs*).

As far as I can remember, the censorship board in Singapore is pretty anal about the movies that are being screened locally. The slightest bit of nudity or violence will entitle the movie to a R(A) rating (but that doesn't mean that the movie is not being censored even further...in the end, what you get is probably a 1.5hrs of senseless crap) and sex scenes will end up as floor decorations in the censorship board room.

I am not too sure what happened during 2 months that I was away but WOAH!!! Not only did movie "Gigolo" and "Virgin" had nudity in it (Bare, NAKED breasts! And they weren't even censored in the least bit!!), but there were scenes of porn (in 40yr-old virgin) and discussion of pretty controversial topics too.

Well, all I can say is "WELL DONE SINGAPORE!"

At least they are no longer anal...well, not THAT anal anyway. *Laffs*

Oh yes rite, if you r really bored and have nothing to do, go catch the 2 movies. They are really funny...good way to end a bad day as laughter is always the best medicine, ain't it? *winks* But if you have time to catch only one, then "Gigolo" will be a better bet. Then again, it might just be a personal preference.

Time to go!